SAM HILL
(Tommy Collins)

There's a certain hill outside of town called Sam Hill
And a certain guy used to go there every day
They said a certain girl lived up in Sam Hill oh a pretty girl not have to the city ways
This certain guy would come down the hill a smilin'
A headin' back for town at the crack of dawn
And he had us all a wonderin' what he was doin'
Yeah a wonderin' what the Sam Hill's goin' on
We knew this certain guy was not a gold miner cause he never took a shovel or pick
He only took a little box of candy and disappeared in Sam Hill mighty quick
We'd tried to follow him to his destination
But he had a secret path and soon he was gone
And he had us all a wonderin' what he was a doin'
Yeah a wonderin' what the Sam Hill's goin' on

I know that you have wondered too about Sam Hill
You've prob'bly said what the Sam Hill's goin' on
All I can say and answer to your question is the goin's on are still goin' on
This certain guy's still takin' up his candy he's ninety-nine and all his youth is gone
But he climbs that hill and still comes down a smillin'
And we're a wonderin' what the Sam Hill's goin' on
Wish I knew what the Sam Hill's goin' on
He won't tell us what the Sam Hill's goin' on

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