WHAT KINDA DEAL IS THIS
 

Now me and Liz

Was on our first date

We was sitting at this red light

Having to wait
 

And this old boy walked up

With a big possum grin

And h just opened the car door

And crawled right in

And I thought

What kinda deal is this

You know, the thing that

Was getting me the most

Was the way this old boy

Seemed to feel his oats

Man, he was really

Getting under my skin

Sitting over there

With that big stupid grin

And I thought

What kinda deal is this

I got to wondering

About this friend of Liz

But I figured any minute

She'll tell me who he is

But as we drove along

I thought, man, oh, man

'Cause me and him and Liz

Was all three holding hands

And I thought

What kinda deal is this

Now I ain't too smart

But I could still see

This whole deal looked

All fouled up to me

So I thought I'd better stop it

Man, it's going too far

'Cause she was a hugging me

And he was hugging her

And I thought

What kinda deal is this

Well, I knew it wasn't right

But what could I say

I thought I'd just kinda

Let it go along thataway

But pretty soon I seen

I was out on a limb

I couldn't kiss her

Without kissing him

And, man, I thought

What kinda deal is this

So I stopped the car

And I said lookie here, Liz

You'd better tell me

Who this guy is

She said, I don't know him

I thought he was your friend

I said, well, if you don't know him

What's he doing here then

I thought

What kinda deal is this

So I grabbed him by the collar

And I jerked him outta the car

I said, buddy, I ain't never

Seen nobody like you are

How come you pull these kinda jokes

He said, well, sometime it works

Sometim eit don't

And I thought

What kinda deal is this

Well I drew back my fist

To hit him in the face

He broke loose

And outrun the snakes

So now here I stand

Just looking at Liz

And both of us wondering

Who this guy is

Now what kinda deal

Do you think this is

You find out

I wish you'd let me know

Man, it's tore me up

Like a sow's bed

You ain't never been tore up

Till you been tore up like a sow's bed

You'll know what I mean then
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